Let's be the Aidan Maese-Czeropski scandal!

I'm his parents thirty years ago thinking how elegant and sophisticated he would look by taking both their names hyphenated.

Can’t wait to be imprisoned

That's a ROUGH 24. He's gonna look like Don Knotts circa Three's Company by the time he's 30.

[quote] Maese-Czeropski's name quickly spread on social media, according to WTB.

I'd know that hole anywhere!

Didn’t someone say he’s hot? Bitch where?

Holy FUCK he's TWENTY FOUR?

We're MSNBC senior management and we see a great future for him as a frequent guest commentator on national security, environmental issues, and international trade.

I'm r7. I work at Fox News, which had to pay out $800 mil for lying about Trump, but I badmouth MSNBC because I'm a stupid Republican

R6 He’s lived a hard life. Or something was hard inside of him and he had to film it and lose his job.

He’s a real champ at riding beer can cocks

There’s something about being a whore that really ages you.

I’m the Hart Office Building janitor and I ain’t cleaning that mess.

I’m the shit on the carpet of the senate hearing hall.

I am the worried emails at the German Embassy.

I’m the severe delusion anyone has to have nowadays to believe anything recorded won’t become public.

I’m proud until it’s on the front page of the newspaper. Then I’m oppressed.

I'm the 44-year-old hairline on the 24-year-old head.

I'm the Finasteride subscription

He’s not scruffy enough to look good bald. Sad situation.

I’m the upcoming obituary.

What’s with the pretentious hyphenated last name?

R16 That’s brilliant. Spot on!

Okay, old person here. I"m 62. In my heyday back in the 90s, we wore suits everyday, but we also did stuff that would be frowned upon today, like go out for three-martini lunches everyday with our bosses. And we smoked like fiends. And perhaps we fucked around, but we absolutely didn't do it at work, or if we did, we didn't film it and announce that we fucked at work. From what I've read on X (formerly Twitter) this clown documented his antics and sent the videos to his group chat, that was comprised of young DC gays -- not all of them working for Democrats. So someone on the other side of the political aisle hit paydirt with this. And how stupid is the guy who posted it? I feel no pity for him because I just can't imagine being this fucking stupid. You don't shit where you eat.

I'm the creepy Butterscotch Kiss nipples.

I’m George Santos, I’m the top.

I am the poster boy for “gay face.”

I’m the lawyer representing him in his legal action. I will get to the bottom and top of this .

I'm Stephan Ferris, the lawyer who'll be defending Mr. Maese-Czeropski in the upcoming trial.

I've instructed my client to prepare for a hung jury.

He could play Darrin in the Bewitched reboot. Bless his heart.

I'm the gym. I don't know her.

I’m the sensation the top has: of dropping a cucumber down a well.

R23 you have two factors at work here

An educational merit system that favors the elevation of high-achieving sociopaths with no values other than their own aggrandizement (think of the movie Election) and gives them the best opportunities (why people like Elise Stefanik come out of Harvard)

The emptiness of such a pursuit combined with the rise of social media was always going to produce these results

Too bad he's a Dem or he could be on the next DWTS

I'm Vaughn Hilliard, worried about my job.

I’m the depends he will need to start wearing thanks to his wrecked hole.

He's too short for that gesture.

R 32 nailed it. Tell us more R 32

R38 the education priorities instituted by the baby boomer generation during the 1990s created the high achieving amoral sociopathic track toward Ivy League education. Vivek Ramaswamy is 38. Elise Stefanik is 39. JD Vance is 39. Mark Zuckerberg is 39. What does that have to do with it?

Millennials. Generation X was a small generation. Millennials are a massive generation. A massive generation that now had to compete harder for things previous generations didn’t feel the pressure to. The baby boomer generation was also massive. Why didn’t the same thing happen then?

Because the 1960s happened. The government wasn’t telling kids they had to do good in school or they’d never get into a good college. The government was telling them to go kill people in Vietnam. Counterculture happened. Your peers were telling you to drop out and tune out.

Millennials didn’t have those things. Millennials in the 90s lived in an extremely conformist social milieu. Remember Daria? Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Those things could have only come out of the 90s. The 90s prioritized standardized testing. Remember No Child Left Behind? Do well, take test, only thing that matters is test. Social justice wasn’t emphasized at all. Social justice and compassion became a thing when Bush invaded Iraq and the eldest millennials including myself were already in college.

The Darwinian nature of education in the 1990s is best representation, unfortunately, by the 1999 Columbine massacre.

I’m the outraged, homophobic monologue Tucker Carlson isn’t able to deliver on Fox News.

A Boomer had to have written R39, thinking the 60s culture is why boomers aren’t as bad as kids today. Boomers you built this, now own it!

They built a whore. Just a little innocent flower, objectified by society.

R39, No Child Left Behind Act was signed into law a year before the invasion of Iraq. Are they part of the same era or not?

I lived through the 90s and political correctness was absolutely a thing in the 90s.

PC was a think in the early 80s! We were PC on my campus

R41, I say this with all due respect. If you are pegging me as a Boomer with the cultural references I provided, then your brain doesn’t touch the top of your spinal cord.

My mistake it wasn’t No Child Left Behind, it was the Education Reform Act of 1994.

I'm big tech, who made all of this possible.

[quote]And how stupid is the guy who posted it? I feel no pity for him because I just can't imagine being this fucking stupid.

Many Gen Z's are this stupid.

Political correctness was as Angels in America called it “bourgeois tolerance.” The mainstreaming of social justice with its foundations in postmodernism and its emphasis on intersectionality did not happen until the mid-2000s largely as a cultural reaction to the Bush presidency.

I'm the DLers not understanding how a Let's Be thread works

I'm the phone call that is coming from TIM with an offer to star in your own video

I am the annoying, lazy DL'er who's asking someone to post the video, because I didn't see it.

she's a bore. 🥱🥱🥱

I'm a prescription for PrEP written by a well-meaning, gay-friendly doctor. I sit on the dresser at home. I haven't been filled because part of Mr. Maese-Czeropski's out-of-control "use me and abuse me, daddy" kink is bug-chasing.

I’m the semen-feces stain in the carpet that the cleaners are having a hard time removing.

I'm the other 20-something Senate staffers down the hall. Snickering. Not just wondering how CLUELESS he was to bottom in chambers...

but HOW he can be so pathetic to play victim after it's posted as proof!!

R41

No please not a boomer we don’t want him. He sounds younger . And like he has kind of heard other peoples 3 rd hand stories.

I am the Bud Light exec that is thinking, I am sure glad we passed on that suggestion.

Why would there be any "controversy" in this situation.

Fire his ass and be done with it.

I am the GOP operative busy looking for every single bit of everything I can get on this young man especially every single time we have him on tape or in a picture or in any way in contact with some dem running for some office anywhere.

Poor guy. Hope he hangs in there. This too shall pass.

I am the other members of a gay house and senate staff on line Internet group well know for our witty off the record comments and insight and family pictures..

We are collectively shitting large bricks.

I'm the Fox News producers, gleeful about this scandal. It happened just at the time when some folks on Fox were reporting the positives of the Biden economy like an all-time high for the stock market. We can't be saying anything positive about Democrats and this'll get things back on track.

I'm the self-loathers trying to pretend the right were somehow not anti-gay before this, but this is what will tip the balance

I'm the Biden saliva this perv wants spit into his mouth. Will he settle for a little drool ?

I am. Mike Johnson and I am so fucking happy right now I have nothing bad to say to anyone. I am overjoyed.

“Oh Lord hear my prayers…”

And this time it actually worked. Praise the Lord and thanks for the video.

He sounds like an exotic disease, to be honest. What a name

I'm Amy Klobuchar and that looks a like where I used to put my comb down during lunch.

I'm the inevitable Cameo account where Aidan offers to send you greetings for a mere $100.

I'm the lies that will be told to justify the behaviour;

High school bullying

Childhood molestation

Depression

R55 "I’m the semen-feces stain in the carpet that the cleaners are having a hard time removing.'

After the January 6th urine and excrement placement around the Capital, this level of bodily fluids is insignificant.

But I give Aidan Maese-Czeropski the 2023 Bad Judgment Award. No matter what he does from now on, this will define the rest of his life

I am the ante for fucked-up behavior of politicians and their underlings. I'm constantly being upped. Next year, who knows what fun I could get up to? Scat orgies on the carpet in the Oval Office? Senators openly pissing on their opponents' faces during televised hearings? It's like a wonderful, never ending circus that all of us lucky Americans get free tickets to! 🇺🇸

“This is sooo hot!!!! I love it when you make me throw it all away!!!! Harder!!!!”

I am the two completely overworked, overwhelmed and inadequate Doxycycline pills he took after taking yet another toxic load up in his ass.

I am his bright future. The one he had last month. And I am in total shock.

I’m his resemblance to Kerri Kenney-Silver

I’ve seen the unedited clip…nice ass and he can take a big cock.

All political options are off the table, so porn?

I'm Chasten, baking a batch of cookies and 'tsk, tsking'.

[quote] I’m his resemblance to Kerri Kenney-Silver

Aww, c'mon. I hate that talent-free bitch, but she's nowhere near this hideous.

“It’s all about context!”

Girly boys in leather is so laughable.

This was a really stupid thing to do. His apology and explanation don’t mean 💩. Why do this at your place of work, for the federal government no less?

AND GET OFF OF MY LAWN!

[quote]”I have been attacked for who I love.”

It was a very loving video, you have to admit.

“I was just standing there in the senate chamber getting fucked, and they just attacked me!”

Man, I haven’t seen the fuck video…link please?

Hmmm...he has a hint of a young, slender Ross Matthews (from Jay Leno's show years ago, and I think now on Drew Barrymore regularly?)? I think Ross has lost lots of weight over the years?

Does he have gay voice and mannerisms like Ross?

R76, I'm his resemblance to Kerri Strug!

I’m the profound stupidity of never learning the old timey advice of ‘Don’t shit where you eat’ and ‘Coworkers aren’t your friends’? He was brought down by both of these. Never join an offline chat group with coworkers. All it takes is one person to betray trust or just one to post something controversial that brings everyone down due to guilt by association.

Looks like a fugly Kyle maclachlan (an old Kyle) in OPs pic

"Are we allowed to bring curtains to jail?" They better not just drop this even of the news media moves on.

He is the epitome of the typical 18 to 25 year old you would see in DC. Totally clueless. He has ruined his life he has lost his career we should not celebrate him we should hold him up as a bad example.

I'm going to be following this story long after you all have forgotten it. This man and his partner must pay for their actions and face the law.

Why didn’t anyone tell me the top (supposedly?) is hot!

The top is Georg Gauger? I thought it was some old man. I’m confused.

Either QAnon Shaman is the top or I’m not interested.

How do we know that he’s not a Republican plant?

R101

How do we know for sure the earth is not flat? Or that Biden won the election?

Are you suggesting the dem staffer might be a Republican plant or that the top the man from Germany who s in the US for a short time was actually brought to the US by the GOP just to get this dem to fuck on camera in the Capitol? And then know this dem idiot might post the video online for others to see?

What does Q say?

On R92's link, the first video is off an amputee getting blown off in public. Yes, he's packing but I just couldn't watch a second of it.

I am the German intern looking up the recipe for jager sauce.

It's [bold]LOVE! [/bold]❤️💙💜!

Do I hear wedding bells for the lovely couple? What do you think is in Ms Maese-Czeropski's trusseau? Some leather harnesses, we know that, but are there any whips?

Oh, and where do you think the happily betrothed lovebirds have registered? What delightful, passionate gifts are they requesting? Oh, l'amour, c'est fou! 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻💍

Hawk Fuller and Tim Laughlin would be soooo proud!

I'm the sweetcorn under the foreskin of the thick German schlong that fucked that gape.

she's a hideous aged twink with zero sex appeal

No, dear. R108 = anyone with eyes.

R6 "Holy FUCK he's TWENTY FOUR?"

But his sphincter is SEVENTY FOUR.

thank you R110 I was just going to say any sighted person

I'm Senator Cardin and I'm a homophobe

'I understand the Capitol Police are doing an investigation,' Cardin told reporters Monday evening, saying his office is 'absolutely' cooperating with law enforcement.

'When I learned about it, [I] made sure that he was separated,'

Its funny that Americans don't seem to look past party politics. It doesn't matter shit what party he belongs to. Russia Today and it's busy affiliates will spin this as just another episode to show how totally off the charts useless, inadequate and weak western governments are. This is not good and I seriously wonder what the fuck is wrong with this guy for not seeing this. This isn't like fucking in a church. The church's status is strengthened not weakened by a sacrilege. He wanted to publish the video because that's part of his kink. Honestly, fuck this guy.

It's important that he not be lionized by any organization or group that has anything to do with gays. But, for publicity, someone probably will.

Btw the German top’s career is ruined too. He ha s been named and has shown equally bad judgment . I don’t think he has a bright future in diplomacy.

R117

He is now a hero to the right and those that hate gays and democrats. He has a bright future just a slightly different one,

How so R118? They despise him like all gay men.

R119

He and the twink are hero’s to the Right today. Beloved. They show it’s not about gay marriage ,its not about civil rights, it’s about bb anal fucking in the US Capitol. It’s what the Right has always claimed it was.

These two were out of control addicts but f they had been Right Wing operatives, as some on these threads have suggested, they earned their money and are due a nice big bonus.

They are proving Desantis and the other haters correct.

Oh shut the fuck up with that bullshit. The idea that every single gay person must be absolutely perfect lest the right be proven correct is fucking idiotic. If someone is really going to take the behaviour of a massive minority of a group and apply it to the entirety of that group - newsflash: they were always going to do that. And there will always be some self-hating piece of shit like r120 insisting they're right. No matter how straight you act, no matter how much you tell them you're not one of "those fags" but just a "regular guy who likes guys" they'll still fucking hate you.

And of course, the same morality tests are never applied to straights.

The very fact that you think Desantis has been proven right about anything tells us you're a moron.

I'm Dolley Madison, making a mental note to keep that hussy away from my Little Jimmy.

R121

It’s not about what you and I think , we don’t count, it’s what the American public ends up thinking. And how that thinking influences their vote.

If you don’t think the desantis or Johnson camp were not jumping for pure joy when this gay fucking in the US Capitol story broke then you are greatly mistaken. This story was an absolute gift. Not sure it will have any long term impact on anything but in the short run an absolute gift to the Right.

I wouldn't fuck him with Mike's Johnson.

I'm just a boy, bent over in front of a German, asking him to gavel him.

r123 Except anyone whose view might've been changed by this already hated gay people. So, no, it actually hasn't changed anything. Anyone who hears about this and thinks "ugh, all gays must be like that" was always going to be anti-gay.

Oh, come on.

No normal person really looks at that tape and has to hate gay people to find it objectionable. Give your head a fucking shake.

r127 Where exactly did I say people can't find it objectionable? Quote the part of my post where I said that. Oh right, I didn't, that's just a bullshit strawman you made up because you can't actually deny the point I made.

You said: Except anyone whose view might've been changed by this already hated gay people.

That's a broad brush in my view and not a bad strawman, either.

r129 You don't actually know what a strawman is, do you? Given I'm the one making the argument and all. And yes, that's right - anyone who actually changed their opinions about gay people based on this is anti-gay. It's perfectly fine if they found it itself objectionable, but if they now find gay people in general objectionable, then they've always hated gay people. How is that even arguable?

Predictably, Der Spiegel ran a ridiculous story about this framing it as a right wing assault on love.

R130, fine. I get you know. You're a bit difficult to follow. The agitated intensity on the other side of the screen bleeds into your posts. You win. Fuck off.

I'm the dried in cum stains spattered on the Capitol floor. FBI has done a bluelight search and taken samples.

R126

Are you seriously suggesting this twink and his video was not a gift to the GOP or the right and one they will use?

Are you suggesting that national media or social media coverage concerning gay men does not influence Americans and their opinions of gay men?

It sounds like you don’t think anything that happens and is reported influences anything else. You would be wrong.

[quote]Are you seriously suggesting this twink and his video was not a gift to the GOP or the right and one they will use?

I'm not R126, but it was no gift. This video doesn't change one thing. The people who already hated us, will still hate us. And if someone decides to hate us because of this one video, then the truth is - they were never an ally and probably already hated us.

Some of you need to unclench and breath.

As you say in your world nothing that happens and is reported influences anything else. Opinions never change

I bet you are young? Under 40? I thought so.

^ Another round of incomprehensible.

I’m the potential reality show…

[quote]Are you suggesting that national media or social media coverage concerning gay men does not influence Americans and their opinions of gay men?

Once again. If someone is 'determining' their opinions of an entire group of people by the actions of a tiny minority of that group, they're just using it to reinforce their pre-conceived notions. Anyone who changes their opinion (or claims to) about gay men in general as a result of this is lying, and were just waiting for an excuse to come out with their true feelings.

[quote]It sounds like you don’t think anything that happens and is reported influences anything else

Wow, this thread is strawman central.

When the video of Boebert at Beetlejuice came out, if someone posted that this had convinced them that all women are just slutty drunks who give hand jobs at the theatre, would you believe that person didn't have any pre-existing issues with women?

Yes, the majority never draw conclusions from superficial impressions.

r141 Oh look, it's yet another thing I didn't say

This is why Sexphobic republicans hate us.

That is exactly what you said, R142. You just keep hiding behind "but I didn't say that!" because your faulty premise is that most people are smart enough and fair enough not be influenced by this event in and of itself. There is some truth, as far as it goes. But impressions are built cumulatively, as McDonalds and Downy and Hillary Clinton can tell you. So I don't know what country you've been living in for the past twenty plus years but you've got a hell of a lot more faith in America's ability to discern than I do and a hell of a lot more naivete about the safe standing of gay people in it. Just ask Roe v Wade.

Stop moving the goal posts, you're not smart enough to pull it off.

r144 No, the problem is that you keep trying to pretend I said something I didn't.

[quote]as McDonalds and Downy and Hillary Clinton can tell you

Oh look at that, specific companies and people. Now imagine if someone said that something Hillary Clinton did changed their view of all women. Would you think that's a reasonable position to take? Or would you think that person is picking and choosing an example to reinforce their already held views about women?

Or how about those people who pick out stories about individual black people and then suggest it's somehow indicative of all black people? If someone read one of those idividual stories and then told you it made them think differenlty about all black people, what would you really think about that person? Would you really believe that person's opinion was actually changed about an entire group of people because of the actions of a few, or would you actually think they've had issues with black people all along?

Someone is perfectly entitled to think that Maese is disgusting, stupid, whatever. But if they then also apply that to all gay people - they were already homophobes, and they were just waiting for an excuse to say it out loud.

[quote]Stop moving the goal posts, you're not smart enough to pull it off.

My point has been the same throughout, you're the one who keeps pretending I said things I didn't, because you're utterly incapable of arguing against what I actually said. The second half of that sentence is some interesting projection.

Yes, I can attest, your point is has been the same throughout. One note and dull as fuck.

Everything else aside: There's something sort of pathetic about a skinny, delicate, femme twink in leather. To each their own, and all that. But the juxtaposition (particularly in the case of the OP link photo) is a sad one. He just doesn't even seem to possess the attitude for it.

I am one of the 177 names to be released says the judge and I am hoping this Capitol Fucker remains the story of the day. Or the other 176. Just not me.

I’m the opposite of Deep Throat.

I’m Insatiable Bottom!

I’m the federal contractor that will oversee the total renovation of the room so that male Republicans won’t flash back to the video and get hard-ons when they’re in there.

Nerds, political or otherwise, are often-times the biggest freaks. I'm not surprised by this.

Nah, R2; more like fellow gay Dick Sargent.

[quote] Predictably, Der Spiegel ran a ridiculous story about this framing it as a right wing assault on love.

R131 Really? Der Spiegel is a very solid centre-right magazine; it's not exactly progressive.

You think, R131? Der Spiegel was always left leaning and progressive and has become even more so in recent years (ant tiresome). Same with "Die Zeit".

This shouldn't be normal for any person.

I find it comprehensible only as a late moment of John Waters' film career, at a time when camp and life-as-actually-lived converge.

I forgive the horse hung German top.

[quote]I’m the federal contractor that will oversee the total renovation of the room so that male Republicans won’t flash back to the video and get hard-ons when they’re in there.

I’m the well intended homophobia of this post.

I wonder if he'll get that double-headed dildo he wants for Christmas?

Relaxed dress code in the Senate these days.

How did the German too get his pubes shaved off so perfectly? Does he wax?

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